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Turtle Pie

Submitted by on March 31, 2007 – 8:35 pmOne Comment


Turtle Pie
by Softserve

I tried to eat a man
whose face I thought looked
like a pastrami rheuben sandwich.

He led me to the Sahara
where we crushed tiny people
with medium-sized rocks.

I realized his hat wasn’t a sandwich.
Then I remembered it was his head
that supposedly was a sandwich.

And the thought made me hungry
but I got lost on the way
and had to beg a turtle for my life.

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