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throwing milestones at the open road

misener @ June 28, 2007 # 6 Comments

This Is No Freakshow
By Shawn Misener
This is awful, but not awful enough.
A messy wound you could fit a canyon into
leaking clear juicy drops to the white sands.
You charged us five dollars for this?
I could’ve seen much worse for free
on my parents ultramodern laptop/fax/phone/espresso machine.
I could’ve ventured into the caves under the desert
and emerged with […]

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and i just sat there… for awhile

Editor @ June 27, 2007 # 3 Comments

The Woman Who Loves Maps
By Lyn Lifshin
aches for the old
ones, dusky as an
abandoned ghost town
where the wooden
pier is driftwood.
She doesn’t want
longitudes and
latitudes, favors
roads mutable as
a bracelet made
of sand she can
write an SOS in to
the wind. She dreams
of islands, magical
as the fingers of
the concert pianist,
each with its own
intelligence and
breath. She wants
the light to be what
photographers long
for, […]

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fortune cookie, you’re so sweet

Editor @ June 26, 2007 # One Comment

How to Homebrew
By Gavin S. Lambert
I learned to ride, at age four,
On a stolen bike. It was spray-
Painted policeman blue, and, to me,
The sweetest thing on two wheels.
A neighbor boy, about nineteen,
Named Duper, had given it to me.
He’d pushed it up to the opened front
Door and yelled in “Stephen, I got somethin’
For […]

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i love you haggard… and umm… halloo

papazulu @ June 25, 2007 # One Comment

Adventures of Pinky Dugg: Magnum Flinch
By ?
Little pinky Dugg crept weely along and saw the old man on his back porch skinning some animal, pulling and twisting away the skin and with great horror pinky suddenly noticed it was sniffy, sniffy Digg, sniffy his very own sniffy. Pinky trembled greatly (more out of grief […]

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i really don’t wanna be at work today…

Elizabeth Cortez-Neavel @ June 24, 2007 # 12 Comments

You, I
By Elizabeth Cortez-Neavel
What
makes me come and
what makes
me stay
and.
I like
my body
when it is with your
body
and.
You want
and. I want
and we wanted
and the books
were all
she could almost bear
annexes of books
and Boston spring summers
with you t e a s i n g
[…]

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bloom where you are planted… ?

Editor @ June 23, 2007 # 2 Comments

THE GIRL IN THE WHITE MERCEDES
By Joseph Goosey
Facing extinction of the worst
nature
some dinosaurs in the back yard
said
‘No mas’.
I am not up, not awake
til the
sound of a once great metropolis
begging at the hands
of a
wrecking ball
is heard outside my
window
some things do not
pan out
the way the construction of
Greece
did
and this I understand
but what gets to me is the
girl
who […]

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the submerged and ancient cough

misener @ June 22, 2007 # 6 Comments

trompe l’oeil
By Shawn Misener
Dropped into France with a cosmic vacuous THUD, slowly reaching to awareness to find an old friend married to an asshole. Their baby in hand, glasses knocked off from the distracted head, there is no money in the wallet and no wallet in the pocket. Unable to find a phone to call […]

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and the crepe myrtles cry

JetsetPete @ June 20, 2007 # 3 Comments

The First Love Poem I’ve Ever Actually Meant
by Peter Funk
In my fortieth year
my head becomes a pin cushion
for a constantly evolving army
of bad ideas and circular regrets,
an emotional petri dish growing
dusty grey-green wisps of fuzz
that make me gag or, at best,
sneeze inconsolably.
No medicinal value at all.
My nights are spent trying to sleep
on the dance floor […]

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shedding pure red summer

Quasimofo @ June 18, 2007 # 9 Comments

The Quantum Constant of a Fracas
By Quasimofo

1Ap particle x Aq particle= quarrel from a squabble in a barrel

when someone gets a bug up their butt, the exterminator is not the one to call..
Just hall ass and don’t do what i think you’re thinking with that roach motel..
Grope thru the fogger […]

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ashtrays and wine rings

diydanna @ June 16, 2007 # One Comment

moonlight with father o’sullivan
By DIY Danna
After you kiss my neck goodbye tonight
the toilet seat impregnates me with twin thoughts
of a sailboat in the moonlight and you - and
treading sheets super-soaked with our love sweat.
We’re counting down the eye-drops to dilate
the perfect vision of us dancing four years ago
before I knew you were sorry
for always being […]

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