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Submitted by Editor on September 21, 2007 – 8:16 am4 Comments


america
by Klipschutz

I want all the women
all the money
all the fun

I want every rainbow
all the marbles
and a personalized introduction to God

I want a death list
transparent skin
and a cat with no fur

I want everything
I have nothing
I will negotiate

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4 Comments »

  • misener says:

    Yeah, I thought it was absurdity too, but in a way it’s even more absurd if it really is a reference to Dr. Evil. . . or at least more corny.

  • fogman says:

    Dr. Evil, huh? That would have never ocurred to me. I thought that stanza was just jumping toward the absurd, which is a great lead in to the lucid irony of the final one. I love this poem. I want it on my tombstone.

  • savagewave says:

    Didn’t Dr. Evil (in Austen Powers) have a death list? and a hairless cat…and transparent skin?

    I know there is a “Death List” that relates to Bill Clinton, also called the “Clinton Body Count”. It’s a list of people who have died (rather suspiciously) and are all connected to Clinton in one way or another.

    Anyway, I liked…

    “I want everything
    I have nothing
    I will negotiate”

    Most people think like this but never want to negotiate. They just want to bitch about having nothing.

  • misener says:

    I love the brevity and straightforwardness of this one.

    What is a “death list”?

    Just wondering.

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