Sometimes…
Submitted by Editor on February 17, 2009 – 5:46 pm3 Comments
SOMETIMES IT JUST TAKES THE RIGHT WORDS WITH THE RIGHT INFLECTIONS ABOUT THE RIGHT PIE WITH OF COURSE THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS AND THE PROPER BAKING TIME
by Ricky Garni
The way you describe banana cream pie could make the most heartless dead assassin
one who killed completely innocent people for really small amounts of money–maybe just enough for an El Producto cigar
rise from the grave, covered in gushy, smelly flesh and viscera and graveyard dirt
stand proud and tall and thrust one arm towards the sky and proclaim:
“That sounds like the most delicious pie in the world! Where is it?”
He wants it
He needs it
He’s never been more serious in his life
This poem is awesome and equally hilarious.
Ha! And i’m pretty damned sure that pie was made by Vyborg Nana! …I had her Banana Pudding and it was so good i’m positive the cream pie is just as delicious.
So it begs: why the most heartless dead assassin? ..in this uncanny coupling getting his ‘just desserts’? My bets are that the pie is so heavenly as to change the very face of evil…and that’s what i’m sticking to. ‘umm-umm’..it works.
I hope he gets just desserts.