Echoes from a sober vampire
by reed posey

Obviously I’m in dire need of your blood.

I should have taken you up on the offer way before this

I’ll smoke a little marijuana

Then I’ll be ready

I have a castle

You can come by

Me and the wolfman play cards on Thursdays

That’s the only time I drink hard

I get up early

So, you can call me when you get up

I don’t have a crypt

But I have a couch made of cinder blocks

I spend a lot of time watching porn

I like Lolita teenz

And small titz galleries

When things get too bad I just cover my eyes

I’m paying a guy several hundred dollars to build my website

There are a lot of flies in here

Feeding

Laying fly-egg

Ready ready ready drink

One two three drink

On your mark get set drink

I want to drink the fuck out of you

Sorry, no, still an observer

I think I feel something

Shit digressing

Shit

Maybe if I run out and say

I vant to sock yoor blahd!

Like in the golden age

Before Tom Fucking Cruise

Before the blood runs down my Goddamn chin.