Electric Socks
Submitted by Gene on May 17, 2010 – 10:08 amOne Comment
electric socks
by gene defcon
Electric socks cause electric shocks
When dangled down into the water
A tickle at least or even deceased
Depending if man or an otter
Astride on a yacht with thousands of watts
Empowering your locomotion
When overboard, the extension cord
Will drag you along in the ocean
Your feet will fry, your calves will crisp
Your toes will toast and turn black
A dozen fish wash onto the shore
The flounder you shouldn’t throw back
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I don’t know why, but I enjoyed this piece quite a bit. Suddenly, I’m hungry for fried cod. From Gene’s boat. No socks included.