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Review of the movie All American Orgy

Submitted by on July 13, 2011 – 4:53 pm 3 Comments

All American Orgy
(Cummings Farm)
2009 R 98 minutes

HEYYY, wait a flippin’ minute. even though i have an entire world of pornography at my fingertips and have seen American Pie 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and part of 10 i still rented this movie cuz i saw the lady with no head on the cover wearing some spicy lingerie. NOW I AM ALMOST POSITIVE she was NOT in the movie. I’m not entirely sure cuz like i said, you cant see her head. But still! I wanted to see her take off most of that lingerie so i got the movie and everyone is wearing sweaters and not lingerie and i’m like, “what kinda movie is this? is this some movie about sweaters? is the lingerie under the sweaters? did i need special x ray glasses with this rental to see through the peoples clothes?” where is the girl in the lingerie i wondered all the way through the end credits. i was hoping she would pop up during the credits and do a little dance for me. but she never did. I don’t understand how this happened. or how they could do this to me. i feel very toyed with. graphic dialogue alone WILL NOT do the trick, pal. i searched the dvd for easter eggs that may have contained nudity or maybe the lady in the little lingerie number on the cover (who is not in the movie…at all. not even as a gas station attendant or like someone who runs a wooden fruit cart stand on the street, or here’s a novel idea–A LINGERIE MODEL who gets overheated thus removing her top) but there were none that i could find. has anyone had any luck? i wont be fooled like this again. And I badly needed to see some nudity and i didn’t see anything or anyone without their clothes on. you would have thought their clothes were stitched on. not even a naked dude. i would have taken a naked dude by the end. or like a naked ghost. but what i really really really wanted was that lady in the lingerie on the cover. the one with no head. i bet she has a real pretty face. with a beautiful smile and kind eyes. but i guess we’ll never know. -Anonymous Netflix Member

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