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We Can Smell Invisible

Editor @ September 11, 2009 # 2 Comments

We Can Smell Invisible
by dirk michener
Sometimes people can smell ghosts – or god or a miracle happening
Moving around doing invisible business
Producing it’s own rankness between sulfur and plasma
Much like lightening- invisibility strikes
It’s a little funky
Like baking cookies and boiling down cabbage.
I can home one day and the apartment smelled like garbage
& I says, [...]

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My Private Beard

Editor @ July 29, 2008 # 2 Comments

My Private Beard
by dirk michener
today i began growing my beard
its at sandpaper level
girls don’t like beards
too much like their privates
my beard is very private no
keeps to itself
girls don’t like kissing their privates
unless they’re queer
then they’ve no reason to kiss me
one who has a private beard

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Freddie Gage

the bridge @ May 31, 2008 # 5 Comments

Freddie Gage
by dirk michener
All my friends are dead
I come to the graveyard every single day
Talk to the gravestones and mothermary’s
Talk to the flowers and to God about it
Why did it happen?
Why did all my friends die?
Some days you have to make a decision
Some days you have to make a terrible decision
Sometimes it’s about money
Sometimes it’s [...]

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double owl

Editor @ April 6, 2008 # 4 Comments

double owl
by dirk michener

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I Invented Something

the bridge @ December 4, 2007 # 2 Comments

I Invented Something
by dirk michener
5 examples of a poetry game I made up using real band names.
I.
Death
Napalm Death
Death Angel
Angles of light
Light by fire
Fire
II.
Comet
Comets on Fire
High on Fire
Cobra High
Cobras
III.
(The) Animals
Baby Animals
Baby Robots
Robot Wars
War
*note Eric Burden bottom/top bands
IV.
Rolling Stones
Stone Roses
Guns and Roses
LA Guns
Gun Club
American Music Club
American Analog Set
America
V.
Farm
Snake Farm
Snake Finger
Bad Finger
Bad Company
Electric Company
Electric Flag
Black Flag
Black [...]

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Johnson City is the Best City

the bridge @ August 9, 2007 # 2 Comments

Johnson City is the Best City
by Dirk Michener
LBJ was into aquacars
He had a whole fleet of them
And trucks
Aquatrucks
They converted into boats and you could motor around the lake
Drive right across a ravine or a fjord
He would go for a drive down one of his dusty old ranch roads
Going about 100 miles-per-hour straight toward a crick
The [...]

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lost my shadow in the valley of death

Editor @ April 20, 2007 # 4 Comments

Ventrilocoven
A paint collage by Dirk Michener

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A Paint Picture

Editor @ March 8, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Columbia

dirk michener

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today my eyes are bleeding

jojojo @ February 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet

bird and orange
Have you ever seen a bird try and pick up an orange?
little bird can’t do it
swoops down and lands on orange
trys and grip it w/ little bird feet
and fly
but it just flaps there
w/ orange on ground
then another bird comes along to help
both birds grasping at the orange and flap
flip flapping away and not [...]

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