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Pen Poem
July 30, 2010 – 9:08 am | No Comment
Pen Poem

pen poem
by gene defcon
I cover my hands with disgusting pens
It feels good to clinch and unclinch
Beneath this mountain
Every movement sends dirty pens
Cascading down and the mountain grows wider
To place more pens on the top
I must …

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Email Me, Grandma
June 14, 2010 – 11:37 am | 2 Comments
Email Me, Grandma

Email Me, Grandma
by gene defcon
Email me, Grandma
I’m checking my phone
I’ve texted you tons and
I know that you’re home
Are you pissed at me, bitch?
That’s so immature
You called me a hater
As if, like, I’m sure

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Electric Socks
May 17, 2010 – 10:08 am | One Comment
Electric Socks

electric socks
by gene defcon
Electric socks cause electric shocks
When dangled down into the water
A tickle at least or even deceased
Depending if man or an otter
Astride on a yacht with thousands of watts
Empowering your locomotion
When overboard, the …

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I Shot Sylvester’s Cat
April 24, 2010 – 9:05 am | One Comment
I Shot Sylvester’s Cat

I Shot Sylvester’s Cat
by gene defcon
I shot Sylvester’s cat
With a horse-tail extract
And that was why he stiffened
So humorously
Rumors need
Numerous sources
Of course
It’s all true
I’m confiding in you
The scoop
But don’t dawdle
On the details
We shall never
Endeavor to prove
What …

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PP9
March 28, 2010 – 10:25 am | 5 Comments
PP9

The folds of the space-suit crease my flesh
Against the skin of a leather-lipped tortoise
Her deep green eyes study me for signs of intelligence
I am naturally too paranoid to reveal
My shallow protuberance
A moment passes
Civilizations crumble
Back home …

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Old Cow Cone
March 16, 2010 – 7:45 pm | 10 Comments
Old Cow Cone

old cow cone
by gene defcon
Old Cow Cone
Old Cow Cone
Old Cow Cone
Old Cow Cone

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I Was So Poor
January 14, 2010 – 12:30 pm | 5 Comments
I Was So Poor

I Was So Poor
by gene defcon
I was so poor
Santa gave me food
I was so poor
I could only afford used money
I was so poor
That instead of a brand new phone
Momma said just call using a brand …

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Old Burber Greaves
January 13, 2010 – 9:32 am | 4 Comments
Old Burber Greaves

Old Burber Greaves
Written by Sam, Pat, Gene, and Rosemary by playing writing roulette on 12/28/09.
Tori Amos was sick. She had a light heart that whimpered when
squeezed. Lenny Kravitz held her hand gently. …

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Seasonal Rascism
December 23, 2009 – 9:39 am | 3 Comments
Seasonal Rascism

Seasonal Racism
by gene defcon
Black poetry
Bumping out of
Black Benz’s
All summer
White words
Written by
White nerds
In Crosswords
All winter

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Specific Exchange
December 12, 2009 – 11:19 am | 3 Comments
Specific Exchange

specific exchange
by gene defcon
Crisp genitals thaw the void between us at one thousand square-inches per second
A secretive warmth spreads like a many-armed man along both butt creases
Modern man might ignore a rampaging tingle but I’m …

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One Glance at the Old Clock
November 16, 2009 – 8:38 am | 3 Comments
One Glance at the Old Clock

One Glance at the Old Clock
by gene defcon
One glance at the old clock
Was all it took
To flood me with extreme anxiety
On the way to work

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Brewmeister
October 23, 2009 – 1:28 am | No Comment
Brewmeister

Brewmeister
by gene defcon
You’ve spent months
Brewing, testing and tasting
Austin’s finest hand-crafted beer
You’ve built your business
The old fashioned way:
Beer by beer
No democrats
No environmentalists
No politically-correct whack-jobs
Could stop you
You’re a self-made man
Like our fore-fathers envisioned
Except for one thing:
You’re a …

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The Incredible Kitten
September 10, 2009 – 2:23 pm | 11 Comments
The Incredible Kitten

The Incredible Kitten
by gene defcon
The incredible kitten
Puffed beyond all known
Limits of puffery
Debuts on my armrest
In time for the cop drama
We’ve both been anticipating

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Little Craig
August 26, 2009 – 12:29 pm | One Comment
Little Craig

Little Craig
by gene defcon
Corrupt cops meeting in bars
Like two sides of a zipper
Grinning and spinning
Their stools
Overseeing the shit spiral
The sewer festers with teenage hookers
Esoteric pimps holding fast to Clinton-era money cults
Ragged denominations nearly imperceptible to …

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Last in Line for Love
July 21, 2009 – 11:21 am | 4 Comments
Last in Line for Love

Last in Line for Love
by gene defcon
Momma just lay there
Her teets on display
While excited young kittens
Fought fairly for space
They gorged on her milk
Beyond what they needed
And left nothing at all
For the runt

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Paralyzed Victim
July 11, 2009 – 7:32 am | 6 Comments
Paralyzed Victim

paralyzed victim
by gene defcon
Wink your way to safety
Drag your body across the floor
Using the muscles of your face
Smile away as fast as you can
Furrow your brow up the stairs
Clench your jaw through the doggy door
Before …

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Levitating Cat
June 13, 2009 – 10:44 am | One Comment
Levitating Cat

levitating cat
by gene defcon
A levitating cat
Is constantly stressed
Throughout her terrible journey
Partly from crows
Partly from storms
But mostly from bumping her back
On the underside of branches and
Ceilings and sidewalk tarps
Wind-wisp puffball
Doomed to land on her feet
Unprepared for …

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Derrick
May 20, 2009 – 2:29 pm | No Comment
Derrick

Derrick
by gene defcon
When a cop does a fantastic job
Nobody cares
Least of all the mayor
And his effeminate son, Derrick

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Terrified Orphan
May 4, 2009 – 9:49 am | 7 Comments
Terrified Orphan

Terrified Orphan
by gene defcon
Living in dread
And sharing the bed
With the dried-out heads
Of parents long dead

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Thought Sword
March 25, 2009 – 5:45 pm | One Comment
Thought Sword

thought sword
by gene defcon
Brazen clerks unionizing
Like coarse tufts
In a lawn yet mown
I cut you down
I cut you down
This is Louisiana
I cut you down

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My Most Famous Poem
January 16, 2009 – 10:03 am | One Comment
My Most Famous Poem

My Most Famous Poem
by gene defcon
My most famous poem
Was written in only thirteen seconds
This one was written in nine

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I Am Surrounded
December 20, 2008 – 11:24 am | One Comment
I Am Surrounded

I Am Surrounded
by gene defcon
I am surrounded
By large-lunged blowhards
Scurrying like newborn rats
Just outside my cubicle walls
I fantasize about pushing their faces
With intense force

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An Old Kentucky Goat
November 19, 2008 – 8:21 am | 2 Comments
An Old Kentucky Goat

An Old Kentucky Goat
by gene defcon
I’ve always wanted to read a poem
Entitled “An Old Kentucky Goat”
I waited for years
For someone to write it
Actually, just one year
Because I wrote this poem
About twelve years ago
But had to …

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Saw
September 29, 2008 – 7:23 pm | 2 Comments
Saw

Saw
by gene defcon
I saw through the trees
An exhausting task
On the edge of the forest

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Presto! It’s Posted
July 27, 2008 – 6:47 pm | 3 Comments
Presto!  It’s Posted

Presto! It’s Posted
by gene defcon
Poets put down your pens.
Please position yourselves
For this painful news:
My poem is published!
Perhaps this pronouncement
Only partially penetrates
Your puss-pocket.
Pity.
Ponder your paucity
Of poetic prowess
If possible.
Or
Peruse in print
My pithy paragraphs
Pandemic to people
Of all …

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Santa’s Last Beer
July 6, 2008 – 8:44 am | 2 Comments
Santa’s Last Beer

Santa’s Last Beer
by gene defcon
Santa’s last beer
Went down sweetly
Easily
Like his throat was a chimney
And the beer was him
And the bottle was his sled
And I guess the reindeer were the labels glued to the bottle
Unless it …

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Once Upon A Time
May 30, 2008 – 10:01 am | One Comment
Once Upon A Time

Once Upon A Time
by gene defcon
Swans up on a
Thyme advertisement
Beckon with their
Albino bat wings
Elegant lines sloping pearl
Curves burning my retina
I need more thyme
Graceful ground condors
Calling from the waterline
I need more thyme
Supermarket shelves
Studded with serenity
I need …

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Learning the Hard Way
May 12, 2008 – 6:43 am | No Comment
Learning the Hard Way

Learning the Hard Way
by eugene gordon defcon
Who can fit a whip in their mouth
Besides a snake?
Not me
I learned that the hard way
On the set of Indiana Jones
The new one
They were filming a scene
(I was observing …

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Sex
April 28, 2008 – 7:38 am | No Comment
Sex

Sex
by gene defcon
A lifetime of cones
Can never erase the memory
Of that soft pink cylinder
Easing through the waters

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go back to the moon
April 11, 2008 – 8:36 am | One Comment
go back to the moon

go back to the moon
by gene defcon
Scimitar nips
Slice wafer-thin chips
Of my flesh
Into the sand
I grimace and gesture
Grinning god-like
At the curious cats
Dogs and men
Surrounding me
I slump and exclaim
“Go back inside your fucking homes
You moon-eyed bastards”

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