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Instead of Blinking

pat @ May 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet

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Instead of Blinking
by pat a physics
Nameless chickenman of my hallucination with your sunglasses on the sun, you are staring at us without a beak on your face. Your beak is the piece of chalk you used to give a lecture on how to grow a beak in order to seem […]

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You’re Fired!

pat @ April 16, 2008 # 2 Comments

You’re Fired!
by pat a physics
Leona Helmsley was a terrible bitch. She treated people so cruelly that her hair turned from silver to black again. Her mean streak was primarily in effect in this famous hotel I can’t remember the name of. I saw it in a dramatization on TV. I was […]

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Over and Out

pat @ April 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Over and Out
by pat a physics
Hi! How are you doing?
Oh, good, that’s good to hear. Can I help you with your hair?
No, I have no problem. Especially not to-day. It is such a nice day.
Your hair? Well, I was just offering my services as a hair expert.
Frankly, it looks like […]

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My Blood Has Been To The Moon

pat @ February 26, 2008 # One Comment

My Blood Has Been To The Moon
by pat a physics
Trading places with the lonely zoologist, I seldom perform card tricks like back on earth. The red metal banisters lead the way toward mild gravity. Sinking my body into the controlled inner-construct, my mind thinks about the blood. It’s good blood. My […]

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Peacock off

pat @ January 15, 2008 # One Comment

Peacock off
by pat a physics
Green folded wings with puffed chest frill making “B” shapes in the margins was the formula for best peacock ever. He had lost it when he looked down at the page, and there was a future bird in his mind. She had stolen the picture as he ran to […]

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Ensnared Locust

pat @ November 18, 2007 # 6 Comments

Ensnared Locust
by pat a physics
My cat was being stolen and, at the same time, I was entertaining a famous movie director at my house. I told him to wait a moment, my cat was missing. He snorted this really annoyed sigh. He percussively straightened some newspaper in front of his bespectacled nose. […]

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Baby cage

pat @ October 12, 2007 # 3 Comments

Baby cage
by Pat A Physics
Going blind isn’t all that bad
it beats having to be naked in front of all those people
who can see right past you
when you thought that you’d be somewhere else
like the butt of their joke.
I once saw a boy of twelve
put his hand into a chemical mixture
and scream at the top of […]

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the beach boys smoked all my pot

pat @ July 21, 2007 # One Comment

Fresh Sips
By Pat A Physics
Her torso protruded from the smoke ring
a frilly ballet tutu fringing invisible lips
she comes from a store window display
smelling like a graceful nymph dancing
polygons pinched a web about her head
slender arms greeting eyes full of mirth
breathing swell and with relaxed posture
a reckless abandon seems brand new
making fresh sips of the unveiled […]

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Red flowers will not make red wine.

Editor @ April 4, 2007 # One Comment

A Lake of Lemon Grass
By Pat A. Physics
Cottage cheese stucco walls framing a large potted oleander, an ornate, silver mirror, and pansies in a smiling, fake, plaster mouth were greeting my eyes with the same amount of subtlety provided by a high gloss magazine. Staring was preferable on a visit to this house. Rich, laconic […]

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On Turtles

Editor @ February 21, 2007 # 2 Comments

On Turtles
Crawl one into the pan
you are green like yak piss
the snapping of membranes
take me back to the nesting.
Sell me at the beach
as per the public demand
for the surf and shell
will give you water cougars.
Savages let drains be
but you are the type of guy
to melt into the fizz
of a zigzag wave final.
The lights dangle plants
for […]

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