Asperger Collage Poem on 4th Website Autism
Vuvuzelas Spectrum
by Quasimofo
i. one 1
mad fuck kayaking down stream of consciousness
e g o t i s t i c a l i s t e n i x n a …

Portmanteau Girlfriends on the Side
in Unexpected Days off Altered World Outlook
by quasimofo
i. (is the horniest number)
Get more virtuosic bang for your buck
at brothels having sex in a sedan
coupling in a coupe cranking that curiosity throttle
circumsalivating …

Testes Theology
A time/space bounce between Shawn Misener and Quasimofo
1.
They erected PVC crosses
marking an apocalyptic energy pattern
from Lansing to Stephenville
They sucked energy drinks through their ears
while Jesus stood at the end of a diving board
made solely …

Helldog Love Snogging Cowgirl Alarm Clocks and Jesus Christ on a Popsickle Stick
by C. Wilder and Quasimofo [wonder twin powers 'activate!']
oNe
Let us embrace the fictittylicious love
at first blogsite and write
the most beautiful thing
about love from …

ThE FlAmBoYaNtLy PrEtEnTiOuS ImAgInArIuM
oF dR. QuAsImOfo, Or SoOtHiNg ThE sAvAgE gRiZzLy
AnD bI-pOlAr BeArS At A SwEdIsH dElIcAtEsSEn
in PoLyEsTeR aLeSiAn fIeLdS
For Michelle Cann 1962—2009
There’s a tip of the iceberg like a goddess’s breast
fitting you to a …

Mixmaster M.C. Escher of the Spastic Leroy Bejesus Bojangles 9 volt tongue or Scot-Irish Mofo Samurai in the Land of Mexican Machismo has 1 million fans on Facebook
For Sandra Begotka
by Quasimofo Snyder
Eins @
i want to …

nun-the-sabratical-wurst-for-where?
by quasimofo
 
‘Back away from the brightness
cause the brightness
creates blindness’ it said
to me,
as i F E L T in my arms
an in-love-with-love
M U S E
breathing
c a l m  k a p l u e y
into my ice …

Impregnating Blow-up dolls and longest daydreams 86,400 seconds before slumber [Allegro Vibrato in D Major]
by Quasimofo Dali
i.
a moment in your mom’s world is meant to breathe wean
when K^A^P^L^U^E^Y!!! !!,
the next minute lifts its umbilical mini-skirt
crying …

Conga line Gummy Bears in the Age of Sexually Ambiguous Elizabethan Poets
(For Shawn Misener’s Colon)
by Quasimofo Bear

 
under the canopy of a debauched awning
and the skinny-dipping parameters
of A.M. pre-dawn, my Mack truck stereo
yip and yaps belated …

The Poetry of Modern Japanese Architecture
in a Shitamachi Row House

“Creating architecture is to express representational aspects of the real world, such as nature, history, tradition and society, in a spatial structure, which is an abstract …

‘Chitlins who surf porn still believe in Santa Claus’ and other musings mused naked on an imitation Polar Bear rug by a fake fireplace {a Christmas poem for H&H Scrooges}
by Quasimofo
Oh hark the herald motherfucker …

Post-Modern Zen and the Revised 8-fold path 7:02
by quasimofo
For Ikkyu
read page 29 every Tuesday and hope
the bowel movements occur on time.
 Go ahead and over-generalize, god has to be somewhere.
 excerpt from an expired love letter:
  …kiss …

Johnny Lightning Dupe
by Quasimofo
I fell asleep deleting old e-mails
one full moon—die cast autos hiked the frame,
bland’s idle tube hid;
midst traps net dreams siliconic wail
curtail of the mouse, pinched wireless pain
squenched through a hardline’s forward reply
attachment …

Ditty for a Turkish Pen-Pal in a Turkish Bath Written from a Turkish Prison
For Barrack Obama
by quasimofo
5
Drawing pictures at the coffeehouse:
you may not be ready for this world
if you’re not of it or above it
sayd …

Johnny Rotten and Prince Kropotkin vs. the Spartans 5:29 a.m
by quasimofo
After the passers-by ate raw cookie dough and their mouths
foamed with coke and chocolate, my stepdad approached in echelon
waking me up …

A Review of Pierre Puget’s sculpture ‘Milo of Crotona’ (1671-83) Marble, height 8’10″. The Louvre, Paris.
by quasimofo
I’m not much of a reviewer (most times I view things only once), but …

Poem written for a pocket-sized zine written from an 18-wheeler in the nude while listening to The Ramones
by quasimofo
Rustic mystics pick your street-smart art

and woo whatever fight’s left in ya’ …

by quasimofo
The Crispin Glover Band 1:44 a.m.

The Hamburger Joint: “yes, I’d like a cheeseburger and chocolate
milk shake”…all the major philosophers took a lunch-break
leaving me with croc-casserole and an empty ketchup bottle of …

One last liver cheese sandwich before the passing of an old friend…or No Rest From A.D.D. Test Questions
by quasimofo
For Dr. Seuss
Perception is greater than a decibel so charbroil that burger
on the potboiler
and get ready …

Fondue in an Alternator Factory
by quasimofo

..the woman with the beautiful brown eyes and unclaspable necklace \
flirts with my alarm bleeps

…

Communist Woes or
Is the Cold War really over now that Bobby Fischer bought it?
by quasimofo
For Boris Spassky
Maybe it was the tundra-bear parkas
Or checker-frocked whipper-snapper babushkas..
Lookin’ cool in cool doin’ what you’re …

Poem written in a Laundromat or
Cowboy Poetry for a Bull-rider’s love letters
For Jewell Kilcher
[2nd best poet living in Stephenville, Texas / Cowboy Capital of the World]
by Quasimofo
“YIIIIIII-HAAAAA!!!!”
 
1st Spur: “I’d love every square …

A [+] cross 2wo o C t O b E r s
the plagiarist proves titmouseDedicated to all Haggard and Halloo Poets/ Poetesses, Editors/Editors in dresses
By Quasimofo i.
Th{eer}[ie] is sum ummm.. most important 2…3…4 ha-ha-cha-cha before …

Poem written in two Starbucks[es]
[not to be confused with a poem scribbled on an old Folgers Can by Mr. Coffee] Part 5 omitted in honor of Pavarotti
For Haggard and Halloo on my 38th …

Notes Discovered in the Basement of a Bomb-Shelter 11:48a.m.
by Quasimofo

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Wittmeister is Wisenheimer
An Ode By Quasimofo

(*This poem does not conform to Literature Code A9/b4 sub-section squat)
o N e
B R I M S T O N E
I’d ordered a slice of life
for brunch …

The Quantum Constant of a Fracas
By Quasimofo

1Ap particle x Aq particle= quarrel from a squabble in a barrel

when someone gets a bug up their butt, the exterminator is not the one …