One last liver cheese sandwich before the passing of an old friend or No Rest from A.D.D. Test Questions
Quasimofo @ April 13, 2008 # 2 Comments
One last liver cheese sandwich before the passing of an old friend…or No Rest From A.D.D. Test Questions
by quasimofo
For Dr. Seuss
Perception is greater than a decibel so charbroil that burger
on the potboiler
and get ready for the long haul
cause these lines are meant to be spoken
by duck-taped mutes to close-captioned
6th sense mind readers!!!
..WE are […]
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Fondue in an Alternator Factory
Quasimofo @ February 28, 2008 # 3 Comments
Fondue in an Alternator Factory
by quasimofo
..the woman with the beautiful brown eyes and unclaspable necklace
flirts with my alarm bleeps
[…]
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Communist Woes or Is the Cold War really over now that Bobby Fischer bought it?
Quasimofo @ February 10, 2008 # 2 Comments
Communist Woes or
Is the Cold War really over now that Bobby Fischer bought it?
by quasimofo
For Boris Spassky
Maybe it was the tundra-bear parkas
Or checker-frocked whipper-snapper babushkas..
Lookin’ cool in cool doin’ what you’re told—
The lack of choice a red blessing’s mold
Melted down from tsar’s fret’s coffee house books…
A bohemian’s rancory nook.
They all swang […]
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Poem written in a Laundromat or Cowboy Poetry for a Bull-rider’s love letters
Quasimofo @ November 30, 2007 # 4 Comments
Poem written in a Laundromat or
Cowboy Poetry for a Bull-rider’s love letters
For Jewell Kilcher
[2nd best poet living in Stephenville, Texas / Cowboy Capital of the World]
by Quasimofo
“YIIIIIII-HAAAAA!!!!”
1st Spur: “I’d love every square inch of you if you didn’t have so many curves..”
it began..ending with “you and me on the futon sweet […]
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A [+] cross 2wo o C t O b E r s the plagiarist proves titmouse
Quasimofo @ October 31, 2007 # 8 Comments
A [+] cross 2wo o C t O b E r s
the plagiarist proves titmouseDedicated to all Haggard and Halloo Poets/ Poetesses, Editors/Editors in dresses
By Quasimofo i.
Th{eer}[ie] is sum ummm.. most important 2…3…4 ha-ha-cha-cha before my execution cued accordion-ly how to homebrew to the tune of a fat girl’s beginning dance lesson…(no X’s over everyday […]
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Poem written in two Starbucks[es] [not to be confused with a poem scribbled on an old Folgers Can by Mr. Coffee] Part 5 omitted in honor of Pavarotti
Quasimofo @ September 28, 2007 # 2 Comments
Poem written in two Starbucks[es]
[not to be confused with a poem scribbled on an old Folgers Can by Mr. Coffee] Part 5 omitted in honor of Pavarotti
For Haggard and Halloo on my 38th birthday (Sept. 27)
On One
..A base in the game-of-life,
[…]
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Notes Discovered in the Basement of a Bomb-Shelter 11:48 a.m.
Quasimofo @ September 6, 2007 # 2 Comments
Notes Discovered in the Basement of a Bomb-Shelter 11:48a.m.
by Quasimofo
Kapowweee!!!
I’ll settle for an old-fashioned fist-fight!
[…]
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scribbles on a foreign hand
Quasimofo @ July 27, 2007 # 3 Comments
Wittmeister is Wisenheimer
An Ode By Quasimofo
(*This poem does not conform to Literature Code A9/b4 sub-section squat)
o N e
B R I M S T O N E
I’d ordered a slice of life
for brunch and lupper
but instead found myself
in the middle of a fistfight with Satan on the caboose of a Santa Fe train […]
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shedding pure red summer
Quasimofo @ June 18, 2007 # 9 Comments
The Quantum Constant of a Fracas
By Quasimofo
1Ap particle x Aq particle= quarrel from a squabble in a barrel
when someone gets a bug up their butt, the exterminator is not the one to call..
Just hall ass and don’t do what i think you’re thinking with that roach motel..
Grope thru the fogger […]
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