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Lorna Goodison First Female Poet Laureate of Jamaica
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d5 Low-Level Magic User Kills Kobold King, wins Neoprene Ivanka Sex-Doll; Sangfroid, Poodleman, Nosferatu Zodd, Count Istvan Teleky, Son of Big Chief, Ebdanian Lambric, Kickapoo and Crockery Creek, The Okra Barons, and Glen Campbell

April 20, 2017 – 9:27 am | No Comment

d5 Low-Level Magic User Kills Kobold King, wins Neoprene Ivanka Sex-Doll; Sangfroid, Poodleman, Nosferatu Zodd, Count Istvan Teleky, Son of Big Chief, Ebdanian Lambric, Kickapoo and Crockery Creek, The Okra …

Dead Astronauts, Helpoemer, Vaucanson’s Automaton, Zardoz, Giorgio De Chirico, The Smurf Queen Editoress of Indiana, Eiga Monogatari; Try that on for Synthesizer

January 24, 2016 – 6:43 am | One Comment

Dead Astronauts, Helpoemer, Vaucanson’s Automaton, Zardoz, Giorgio De Chirico,
The Smurf Queen Editoress of Indiana, Eiga Monogatari; Try that on for Synthesizer
By Quasimofo

The Battle of Karansebes 1788–Austrian scouts come upon …

On Arriving at the Age of 46; Bloodmoon, Beer Summit, Luetzow’s Freikorps, Brestaurant, Megas Doux, NewRetroWave, and ‘The Five Venoms’

October 26, 2015 – 5:37 am | One Comment

On Arriving at the Age of 46; Bloodmoon, Beer Summit, Luetzow’s Freikorps,
Brestaurant, Megas Doux, NewRetroWave, and ‘The Five Venoms’
By Quasimofo
Centipede;
Laerte’s Orchard:
is it wrong to poop in the shower?
Or …

Perlemorskyer, Hellpainter Tangentleman, Man Merkin, Italian Cordial Liquore Coffee, Com Truise, Kitten Handler Encyclical; A Poem Written on Margot Tenenbaum’s Naked Backside

July 19, 2015 – 1:06 pm | 4 Comments

Perlemorskyer, Hellpainter Tangentleman, Man Merkin, Italian Cordial Liquore Coffee,
Com Truise, Kitten Handler Encyclical; A Poem Written on Margot Tenenbaum’s Naked Backside
by Quasimofo
OnE.  Uhtceare–
smoking pot with the Potus,
scratching scrotums with the Scotus,
i …

American Ale, Surrealist Spookaboo, Baby Huey, Ecstatic Cling Abstract Wrap, and Reclining Buddha Nature Sticky Observatory…

March 30, 2015 – 6:05 am | 5 Comments

American Ale, Surrealist Spookaboo, Baby Huey, Ecstatic Cling Abstract Wrap,
and Reclining Buddha Nature Sticky Observatory…
[Saxon High King Wuffa Remix]
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i.
i can’t read or write poetry so i throw the bones of …

Bikini Girl from Kung Pow, Das Horn Niello, Märzen-style Ale for what ails Shia Labeouf; Wrecked Pimp Galfonier

November 12, 2014 – 5:09 am | No Comment

 
Bikini Girl from Kung Pow, Das Horn Niello, Märzen-style Ale for what ails Shia Labeouf; Wrecked Pimp Galfonier
by Quasimofo
“Everything that surrounds us has been designed–from the paperclip and the iPod, …

¡Shazbot! The Recipe’s good

August 19, 2014 – 4:11 am | 4 Comments

¡Shazbot! The Recipe’s good–it was the Goddamned cooks; or i was a teenage Mephistopheles
pedo-stash bastard of Hetaira bingeing on Gelato Stracciatella and Miller High Life
by Quasimofo
“Hell is empty and all …

SuBuRBuBoNIc vAgUe, HeMpCrEte, [beAn COunTiNg CoMMiE BeaRS], weS AnDerSON CoDiCil, StEReOlAb’s “MaRGeriNe ecLIPse”–i Am ‘GeSPanNT wiE Ein fLiTzeBOgeN’

June 21, 2014 – 11:28 am | 6 Comments

SuBuRBuBoNIc vAgUe, HeMpCrEte, [beAn COunTiNg CoMMiE BeaRS], weS AnDerSON CoDiCIl, StEReOlAb’s “MaRGeriNe ecLIPse”–i Am ‘GeSPanNT wIe eIn fLITzeBOgeN’
by Quasimofo
i. Son of Big Chief Moleskin:
my mind goes to dark places
(which are …

Readymades Esoterica & El Stinko Picasso in a Massausage Fest Catabasis For Svelte Boobirds While Eating Angry Whoppers On GTA V Fagioes En Route to a Drift Float Spa

December 6, 2013 – 10:51 am | 4 Comments

Readymades Esoterica & El Stinko Picasso in a Massausage
Fest Catabasis For Svelte Boobirds While Eating Angry Whoppers
On GTA V Fagioes En Route to a Drift Float Spa
by Quasimofo
“Do …

A Poem on Pictures from Taschen’s ‘Decorative Art 70s’.

August 26, 2013 – 8:49 am | Comments Off on A Poem on Pictures from Taschen’s ‘Decorative Art 70s’.

A Poem on Pictures from Taschen’s ‘Decorative Art 70s’.
by Quasimofo
“The constraints placed on both architects and designers by the economic recession which dominated the 1970’s served only to spur on …

Coonskin Cap Catechism Amanuensis of Neufchâtel Bucaramanga Supremo with Takeda Shingen as Second Chapbook

June 3, 2013 – 8:44 am | Comments Off on Coonskin Cap Catechism Amanuensis of Neufchâtel Bucaramanga Supremo with Takeda Shingen as Second Chapbook

Coonskin Cap Catechism Amanuensis of Neufchâtel Bucaramanga Supremo
with Takeda Shingen as Second Chapbook
by Davy Quasimofo
i. Bishamonten pops Chicharrónes at laser car wash guaranteed ‘no touch’:
We’re profane cause we fill propane …

A Denis Leary Style Rant on Mannequins (Delivered at the “Hipster Basho Sappho But Mostly Hipster Convention” in Manhattan)

May 10, 2013 – 6:07 am | One Comment

A Denis Leary Style Rant on Mannequins (Delivered at the “Hipster Basho Sappho But Mostly Hipster Convention” in Manhattan)
by Quasimofo

     So i goes into this clothing store the other day …

60 Meaningful Gauloises, Donderbuss Cavalry, Alfalpha Male, (persiflage poète mauditry), and ’30 Days To A More Powerful Vocabulary’ while listening to the Hanna Barbarians

February 25, 2013 – 5:54 am | 2 Comments

60 Meaningful Gauloises, Donderbuss Cavalry, Alfalpha Male, (persiflage poète mauditry),
and ’30 Days To A More Powerful Vocabulary’ while listening to the Hanna Barbarians
by Quasimofo
“If people think nature is …

Honeybadger vs. Honey Boo Boo; or Creative Writing Laboratory Rends Asunder Rufied Keurig Memeology Self-Replicating Cultural Analogue [*Shit to the power of Ballgazer 7*]

January 8, 2013 – 10:40 am | 9 Comments

Honeybadger vs. Honey Boo Boo; or Creative Writing Laboratory Rends Asunder
Rufied Keurig Memeology Self-Replicating Cultural Analogues [*Shit to the power of Ballgazer 7*]
For Nicholas Thomas Hranilovich
by Quasimofo
I used to love …

Phlegm Flambé Abercrombees & Bitch (A Birthday Poem for Halifax) with Réponse Retortés

December 4, 2012 – 7:06 pm | 4 Comments

Phlegm Flambé Abercrombees & Bitch
(A Birthday Poem for Halifax)
by Quasimofo
When the going gets tough,
you’re the only guy i know
who duck tapes his underwear
to his butt.
..But let’s take this cup
of mea …

A Random Poetic of Dancing Monks Dubbel Ale at Scholz’s Biergarten in Austin, Tx.

August 29, 2012 – 10:09 am | 11 Comments

A Random Poetic of Dancing Monks Dubbel Ale at Scholz’s Biergarten in Austin, Tx.
by Quasimofo Snyder
a lone God particle embeds upon the uterine wall
of Mephisto’s Indonesian Hackers in a houdat …

i imagined more mockingbirds…

July 17, 2012 – 11:02 am | 3 Comments

i imagined more mockingbirds…
by Quasimofinch
i.
On Max Ernst’s ‘Two children are menaced by a nightingale’
Oh shit, a nightingale!
B.B. gun madness…
alas, the lad missed.
Down came mama
to rip out their
gizzards and feed it
to …

Three-Toed Sloth vs. Harpy Eagle; or The BackDrop PopArt application of Maybelline Dream Nude Airfoam while Drinking Japanese Shirayuki Nama Sake in a Confederate Kepi

June 13, 2012 – 8:41 am | 5 Comments

Three-Toed Sloth vs. Harpy Eagle; or The BackDrop PopArt application
of Maybelline Dream Nude Airfoam while Drinking Japanese Shirayuki
Nama Sake in a Confederate Kepi
For J. Claudius Cloyd
by Quasimofo
i didn’t …

La Phoque Je Ne Sais Quoi Baguette Rene Magritte Semi-Surreal Nouveau Imagist Poem

April 3, 2012 – 5:28 am | 5 Comments

La Phoque Je Ne Sais Quoi Baguette Rene Magritte
Semi-Surreal Nouveau Imagist Poem
by Jean Pierre Quasimofoeu
“If the dream is a translation of waking life,
waking life is also a translation of …

‘The Best American Poetry Poem 2012 With Footnotes’

February 9, 2012 – 8:34 am | 2 Comments

‘The Best American Poetry Poem 2012
With Footnotes’
by Quazwally Rolondo Ph.D
Guest Editor: Tonto Goldberg Ph.D
Series Editor: James Moriarty Ph.D
Q U A Z W A L L Y   R O L O N …

Hollow and Solid Chocolate Santas

December 25, 2011 – 4:59 am | One Comment

Hollow and Solid Chocolate Santas
By Quasimofo and Halifax
For Haggard and Halloo Readers
(Merry X-mas!)
Sometimes i chomp into a Santa
head thinking it’s solid chocolate
but forget to read the package
which says “hollow” and …

Thoughts mused in a jalopy of a porta-potty outside a Gentleman’s cabaret serviced by the ‘Mobile Throne Co.’

November 3, 2011 – 9:22 am | 4 Comments

Thoughts mused in a jalopy of a porta-potty
outside a Gentleman’s cabaret serviced by the ‘Mobile Throne Co.’
by Fictional Self-Occupy
i like to go window shopping
for those who put their pain on …

A Mayhem of Sanskrit Missionary, jecuzzi fireplace, bumper sticker bocce, 9 band Bastardillo, faith-fling-sprawl; food, beer, Amy Winehouse and gas…to the tune–‘Opera of the Cunning Little Vixen’ For Venkatesan Iyengar

August 24, 2011 – 8:01 am | 5 Comments

A Mayhem of Sanskrit Missionary, jecuzzi fireplace, bumper sticker bocce, 9 band Bastardillo, faith-fling-sprawl; food, beer, Amy Winehouse and gas…to the tune–‘Opera of the Cunning Little Vixen’
For Venkatesan Iyengar
Ekam
god …

Poem on Taschen’s Compendium of Alchemy and Mysticism; or Inmate Hangs Self with own Bluejeans—For whom the Bellbottoms Toll…

March 26, 2011 – 9:58 am | 5 Comments

Poem on Taschen’s Compendium of Alchemy and Mysticism;
or Inmate Hangs Self with own Bluejeans—
For whom the Bellbottoms Toll…
by Quasimofo
“I assure you that anyone who attempts a literal understanding of the …

On Arriving at the Age of Forty-One in an Albrecht Dürer Kitchen Gallery

December 7, 2010 – 5:28 am | 5 Comments

On Arriving at the Age of Forty-One in an Albrecht Dürer
Kitchen Gallery
For Dane Haggard
by Quasimofo
i.
Milton Bradley Sonnetgram for Love Child:
If Time must be clock-wise and weld Human,
Then let Her be …

How to get towed through life with a piece of Dental Floss: Ascetic Sutra Mach Five

October 24, 2010 – 2:25 pm | 4 Comments

How to get towed through life with a piece of Dental Floss: Ascetic Sutra Mach Five
by Quasimofo
How to get towed through life
with a piece of Dental Floss:
Ascetic Sutra Mach Five
on1
i …

{The} Joy [of] Division; Never speak to me again, We can never be friends again

September 8, 2010 – 3:27 pm | 10 Comments

{The} Joy [of] Division; Never speak to me again, We can never be friends again
by Quasimofo

{The} Joy [of] Division; Never speak to me again, We can never be friends again                          …

Asperger Collage Poem on 4th Website Autism Vuvuzelas Spectrum

July 27, 2010 – 1:09 pm | 9 Comments

Asperger Collage Poem on 4th Website Autism
Vuvuzelas Spectrum
by Quasimofo
i. one 1
mad fuck kayaking down stream of consciousness
e g o t i s t i c a l i s t e …

Portmanteau Girlfriends on the Side in Unexpected Days off Altered World Outlook

April 10, 2010 – 12:37 pm | 7 Comments

Portmanteau Girlfriends on the Side
in Unexpected Days off Altered World Outlook
by quasimofo
i. (is the horniest number)
Get more virtuosic bang for your buck
at brothels having sex in a sedan
coupling in a …

Testes Theology

February 10, 2010 – 8:05 am | 6 Comments

Testes Theology
A time/space bounce between Shawn Misener and Quasimofo
1.
They erected PVC crosses
marking an apocalyptic energy pattern
from Lansing to Stephenville
They sucked energy drinks through their ears
while Jesus stood at the end …

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