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the dirty fork

Editor @ January 29, 2010 # One Comment

the dirty fork
by shon.25
too drunk to fish
staring at the teeth floating in the fishbowl,
splitting camels with hairs and visa-versa (fishfishfish)..
flash!
everything that is gone is captured..
but no one can touch it to release it..
just stare..
imagine the look on my face
when a trampoline came out of my parachute..
now magnify that image and set it as wallpaper..
now wallpaper [...]

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raft of birds

shon.25 @ March 4, 2008 # One Comment

raft of birds
by shon.25
floating down a river of okra
on a raft i salvaged out of
dysfunctional birds with the flu
the earth is my imaginary friend
i am the stomach growl
where some sort of organ of conscious should have been
i am adrift on the tiny chip on her shoulder
her vagina is a giant canyon shaped
like a magician’s top [...]

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per fec tly pre ser ved

shon.25 @ February 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet

per fec tly pre ser ved
by shon.25
some guy finds a perfectly
pre-
served one
year old
big
mac
in an old
coat
pocket
universe and a
thousand
glacial
nudes
gather to
discuss the implication
s
whispering
eskimo pie charts
into
each
other’s
crotches of global warming
under a
98% waning gibbous moon

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song to sing while sketching nudes in the nude

Editor @ January 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet

song to sing while sketching nudes in the nude
by shon.25
oh i could, but i’m not an artist
that much its understood and over obvious
but who could refuse
when you get all nuded up?
pull out my paint stained cup
roll all my sleeves all the way up
at the cusp
lick my thumb and press it to you
from several feet away
cuz [...]

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the anything else

shon.25 @ December 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet

the anything else
by shon.25
millions of miles of high wire
they all end here
right here in boise
he took the cow skull back
with only enough decent change to sport a twenty-five cent grin
the cow skull licked at the snow lighting upon its jagged cheeks
it wasn’t what i had been looking for after all
not everything deserves becoming a [...]

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the darkness loans.

Editor @ March 30, 2007 # 2 Comments

rocky vs. the american dream vs. nasa
(for paulie’s eyes only!)
By Shon.25
i got a pretty good idea for the next rocky movie–
so rock is like eighty years old, right?
and he’s in this bar
and he’s telling everyone about how he
“gave it to” adrian the night before
and he’s pumping his fist to emphasize it
how he gave it too [...]

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Hypnotized Flute

Editor @ February 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Hypnotized Flute
…then i’ll resurrect you and make you run a marathon
someone will hand you a cup of boiling noodles
instead of water
and you’ll splash em on yer face
heading into a tunnel
and through a fish eye
with noodles on yer head
at some point hallucinations will catch up to you
ol abe lincoln might run by in yellow spandex
a bear [...]

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