chuck the haunted and chuck the stupid cat
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Chuck used to lie in the basement all night
and lick the thunder clean.  His cat was also named Chuck.
I couldn’t lumber to the bathroom from the couch …

Death of a Chiefs Fan
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Bam! Blood vessel pops like
gunshot, leaves me
lifeless
in this alley and Sarah and
Alisha–on break–find me in
jeans
and jersey, lying warm but
lifeless among sparrow-chirps in
cool morning light. Fading to
blue sky, I watch the …

PB&J
by softserve
A plump
mouse with a
bristly
orange hair-
do
spreads
from one
side of pot-
ato bread
to ano-
ther, thick
green peanut
butter.

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Naked
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When I was a child I often quietly
worried that everyone was an alien
and I was the only real person on earth.
My family, my friends
And each casual acquaintance
Was an alien in disguise.
I never let my …

Spiders
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my wife rolls over
and tells me
to go to sleep.
i’m afraid to.
if i allow my body
to let go,
i might not be able to
bring it back.
she says i worry too much,
but i don’t want any spiders
to …

Turtle Pie
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I tried to eat a man
whose face I thought looked
like a pastrami rheuben sandwich.
He led me to the Sahara
where we crushed tiny people
with medium-sized rocks.
I realized his hat wasn’t a sandwich.
Then I remembered …

the war
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On top of the bar, a demon scarecrow battles an axe-wielding mutant toad. As this mook is giving me her order, I look over at the cook as if to say, “smash them …