also forbidden

Also Forbidden
by jason mashack

Often the dog comes to me at the table,
    puts his head in my crotch and drools
    til I push him away saying "I don't want
    your slobber on me."
Tonight I tried another approach,
    explained the concept of bestiality (gently)
    and that what he's doing is a sin
    that could get us both in hot water
    of eternal hellfire ("Very hot, Forest,
    you wouldn't like it") for damn near ever.
I hope he gets it now.