also forbidden
Also Forbidden
by jason mashack
Often the dog comes to me at the table, puts his head in my crotch and drools til I push him away saying "I don't want your slobber on me." Tonight I tried another approach, explained the concept of bestiality (gently) and that what he's doing is a sin that could get us both in hot water of eternal hellfire ("Very hot, Forest, you wouldn't like it") for damn near ever. I hope he gets it now.
hilarious!