The World's Most Decadent Blogger

The world’s most decadent blogger
by Gene Defcon
Lives vicariously through his younger brother,
A real hit with the ladies –
Face time with business leaders –
Owns a tuxedo –
But harbors a gruesome secret
An obscene screech of a secret
Involving pornography
And faulty locomotive brakes
Which his brother is incredibly tempted to reveal
On his blog
His decadent lifestyle is heavily subsidized
By this same brother
This glam, bam, super zam brother
This titan of southwestern Arkansas brother
So for now he does nothing
For now

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