Reading Lips on the Freeway at Five
Reading Lips on the Freeway at Five
by jim benz
Fucking asshole …
Goddamn fucking son-of-a-bitch …
Fucking goddamn son-of-a-bitching asshole …
Fucking A, you stupid cocksucking piece of shit …
Holy shit, what a motherfucking son-of-a-bitching cocksucker …
Jesus Christ, what a stupid goddamn fucking whore …
Suck my cock, you shiteating asswipe …
Eat me, fuck face …
Shithead …
Cunt …
Say, honey, could you hand me another taco?
great poem jim. it’s already created a buzz in my building of people saying, “saw the poem today. i’m totally guilty of that.”
i wish i would’ve written this. great great idea.
well, that puts a great big smile on my face. thanks
I was the guy asking for the taco.
I was that third guy who said “Fucking goddamn son-of-a-bitching asshole…”
yeah, me too. only I was on a bicycle. on the freeway. eating a taco.