Hatchet in Disguise
Hatchet in Disguise
by mortizzy
A hatchet surprise
A hatchet surprise
Can cleverly feign
A gift in disguise
Being none but a friend in need
No remorse to be had
When you’ve gone indeed
They’ll cut out your eyes
What a surprise
And even give you
A dandelion!
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Coffin filled
That with that
A doctor you needed
And that was a fact!
They weren’t in time
To fix this crime
An axe you cannot stop
At the drop of a dime
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Relive this, regret that
I almost forgot
To pay the tax!
We wouldn’t want
A simple mistake
To end all the effort
I’ve put in to create!
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I’ll sew it up
You’ll be fine
I promise
A few aspirin and bed
Is my remedy to fix your dead
The blood will be gone
The split all sealed up
I almost forgot
To give you this kidney in a cup
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So maybe now
With lesson learned
You’ll be satisfied
And cease to yearn
Goodbye good madam
Goodbye good sir
It is quite simply
None of your concern
While I normally don’t consider rhyming poems, I enjoyed this one for its playful and creative personality. Plus, it’s October and Halloween is slowwwwwwly encroaching.
I have some dead that need to be fixed.
(cool poem, btw)
This would be good to recite while waving a hatchet and a kidney around.
“Hatchet Surprise” sounds like the title of a Pataphysics song. I could see you saying that over and over while surfing on a table with a wolf hat on as the crowd cheers you on and your band remains non-chalant. You know… like last week.