who googled who
by tara przybille bradley
Does it frighten you to know that you can be googled?
What the hell?
So what the hell?
The what of it is that it may just be as painful as a gunshot to the stomach
At the very least, it could certainly knock the wind out of you
depending on who does it to you.
Who sees what.
Iâ€™m just sayinâ€™
it can shut you up right quick
Make you consider things a bit more before you speak
Well, not â€œspeakâ€ per se, but before you hit those keys
and record your sick, perverted, crippled, victimized, mean, pandering, bi-curious, criminal, fetishistic, lame, nasty, selfish, sexual, unintelligent, unimportant, mistaken, secret, public, politically incorrect, controversial, self serving, verbose, obtuse, revealing and plain old dumb thoughts. Immortalized for eternity and your next employer /spouse /child /enemy /private investigator.
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The hell? I CANâ€™T MAKE OUT THOSE WORDS?! WHAT DO I DO??! OMG! I CANâ€™T GAIN ACCESS! Waitâ€¦ What? It saysâ€¦danger preacherâ€¦ right? Thatâ€™s what it says, right? Or what? Ranger teacher? CRAP!! How much time have I wasted?
“Approximately 200 million of these [captchas] are typed every day by people around the world. Each time you type one of these, essentially you waste about 10 seconds of your time,” he says. “If you multiply that by 200 million, you get that humanity as a whole is wasting around 500,000 hours every day, typing these annoying squiggly characters.”
If I get it wrong I have to start all over again with a new one. Its shameful to have to start over. I am a hunter and I want to /have to get it on the first shot.
Oh shit, I blogged myself.
Please leave a slime trail on the cyberwalk.
Damn internet. Canâ€™t give me what I need, but gives everybody and their dog everything about me. My dogâ€™s dog told me he was ashamed at a comment he read that I had posted over a year ago. I am ashamed that I have shamed him. Made the pit of my stomach feel like there was a rock in it.
Iâ€™m just sayinâ€™, it could be enough to shut you up for good. Or even for a year.