who googled who

who googled who
by tara przybille bradley

Does it frighten you to know that you can be googled?

What the hell?

So what the hell?

So what?

The what of it is that it may just be as painful as a gunshot to the stomach

At the very least, it could certainly knock the wind out of you

depending on who does it to you.

Who sees what.

The hell.

I’m just sayin’

it can shut you up right quick

Make you consider things a bit more before you speak

Well, not “speak” per se, but before you hit those keys

and record your sick, perverted, crippled, victimized, mean, pandering, bi-curious, criminal, fetishistic, lame, nasty, selfish, sexual, unintelligent, unimportant, mistaken, secret, public, politically incorrect, controversial, self serving, verbose, obtuse, revealing and plain old dumb thoughts. Immortalized for eternity and your next employer /spouse /child /enemy /private investigator.

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The hell? I CAN’T MAKE OUT THOSE WORDS?! WHAT DO I DO??! OMG! I CAN’T GAIN ACCESS! Wait… What? It says…danger preacher… right? That’s what it says, right? Or what? Ranger teacher? CRAP!! How much time have I wasted?

“Approximately 200 million of these [captchas] are typed every day by people around the world. Each time you type one of these, essentially you waste about 10 seconds of your time,” he says. “If you multiply that by 200 million, you get that humanity as a whole is wasting around 500,000 hours every day, typing these annoying squiggly characters.”

If I get it wrong I have to start all over again with a new one. Its shameful to have to start over. I am a hunter and I want to /have to get it on the first shot.

Oh shit, I blogged myself.

Please leave a slime trail on the cyberwalk.

Damn internet. Can’t give me what I need, but gives everybody and their dog everything about me. My dog’s dog told me he was ashamed at a comment he read that I had posted over a year ago. I am ashamed that I have shamed him. Made the pit of my stomach feel like there was a rock in it.

I’m just sayin’, it could be enough to shut you up for good. Or even for a year.

0 thoughts on “who googled who

  1. Yes. I DID mean tara przybilla bradley. no…wait. I did not. did I type that? make no mistake though, I am not Tara of Tara and Brad Wedding WebSite bradandtara.net NOR bradandtara.com i am not, i repeat NOT blonde in any way.
    in fact i am tara of quasimofo.com see me in india, i have a patch over my eye, that’s me.

  2. It just so happens that i am that very same quasimofo of quasimofo.com in India…and i will buy you a blonde wig and silken eye patch & make you a Taj Mahal out of legos and across the river i will build a discoteque which will play Top Ten indisputable New Wave songs compiled by myself which goes:
    10. Take on Me by Aha
    9. Tainted Love by Soft Cell
    8. Saved by Zero by The Fixx
    7. Der Kommissar by Falco
    6. 99 Red Balloons by Nena
    5. Safety Dance by Men without Hats
    4. Major Tom Coming Home by Peter Schilling
    3. Love My Way by Psychedelic Furs
    2. Come on Eileen by Dexters Midnight Runners
    1. Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order

  3. And I shall wear the blonde wig for a moment to appease you and not appear an ingrate, but then shall burn it in protest of the cliche of blondness everywhere, which I perpetuate and disdain.
    The eye patch is fine.
    The Taj Mahal will also have to be set on fire, in keeping with reality.
    And finally, to not deviate from my intrinsic character, I will now dispute the indisputable compilation. (Though I will admit that the majority of these songs are excellent!)
    1. 99 Red Balloons by Nena
    2. Der Kommissar by Falco
    3. Major Tom Coming Home by Peter Schilling
    4. Saved by Zero by The Fixx
    5. Safety Dance by Men without Hats (unchanged)
    6. Take on Me by Aha
    7. Tainted Love by Soft Cell
    8. Love My Way by Psychedelic Furs
    9. Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order
    10. Come on Eileen by Dexters Midnight Runners

  4. Instead of blonde wig, i think i have Pippi Longstockings get-up…
    Damn, i forgot about ‘I ran’ by Flock of Seagulls and ‘Relax’ by Frankie Goes to Hollywood…or are they just pop? To be or not to be–that confuse me. Checking out some of these videos on Youtube makes for an interesting flashback to the days when MTV still played musik. ha!
    CAPTCHA for real, man. (sounds like a mob boss).

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