uncle jim
Uncle Jim by peter meinke What the children remember about Uncle Jim is that on the train to Reno to get divorced so he could
Month: February 2009
I'd Rather Be Showering.
I’d Rather Be Showering. By Beth Cortez-Neavel Seriously. I just left the shower to say I love my pussy. And that all I wanted
Ode to Benny Hill: Scooby Doo Chase Scene
Ode to Benny Hill: Scooby Doo Chase Scene by matt miller If I were a rich man, Ya di da da da da da da
old age arrives
old age arrives by norm milliken old age arrives old age arrives in a plain, brown box, prepaid and taped against intrusion. loosely packed, it
Fiction Contest
The writers guild local has a need to inform interested Texas writers that they are currently accepting submissions for their yearly Fiction Contest. They are
Mr. Griffin's Establishment for Gentlemen
Mr. Griffin’s Establishment for Gentlemen by david macpherson Of course there are a lot of strip bars to choose from. Naturally. But for us, we
what they mean to say when they break your heart
what they mean to say when they break your heart by steven dondlinger When I say I don’t love you I mean you aren’t special.
disappearing act
disappearing act by yossarian you’ve gotta get to the liquor store about noon at ten when they open the hopeless are lined up three deep
Joke in a Bank
Joke in a Bank by matthew rohrer When you try to make a joke in a bank it falls flat there’s an armed guard standing
Sometimes…
SOMETIMES IT JUST TAKES THE RIGHT WORDS WITH THE RIGHT INFLECTIONS ABOUT THE RIGHT PIE WITH OF COURSE THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS AND THE PROPER BAKING