One Night With The Flying Cock Woman

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One Night With The Flying Cock Woman
by doug draime
She said, she believed
someday she would fly off
the earth riding on
a hard cock. Though, she sounded
completely serious, I never
thought for a moment
(as talented as she was
in bed), that she could
get any farther away than
the bedroom door … maybe …
riding on a hard cock. But I was broke,
had no where else to go and it was very
cold outside. So, I listened all night,
between sex and during sex
to her insane ravings,
her erotic images,
her filthy fantasies.
We had sex 4 or 5 times till around 6 a.m.
When we woke in the afternoon I called a friend
to borrow enough money
to get back into
my hotel room.
When I was getting ready to leave,
she said she’d just been pulling my chain
about flying off
the earth riding on a hard cock and that I
was a sick fuck to listen
to such crazy-ass shit coming from a nymphomaniac,
and smack freak,
just released from the
L.A. County hospital lock up.
I told her that I’d already figured out it was
something like that.
Then she smiled this craven smile and asked me
for my phone number.

3 thoughts on “One Night With The Flying Cock Woman

  1. No phallic symbol innuendo necessary here. Hilarious story, man. There’s something to be said for animalistic sex combined with acid. Halifax is a nymphomaniac, and the editor too, so they should know first hand.

  2. This describes a perfect date to me, not a one night stand.
    Joking aside, noticing the title, I expected a circus freak show. Close – the hard phallic, soft pornographic and drug imagery in this prose/poem is interesting – the descriptive language draws the reader into the action, even if she doesn’t buy the “nymphomaniac” myth. (I prefer to read this as a politically correct “sex addict”.)
    I’d crack another joke about enjoying the climax of the story, but that would risk redundancy. Overall, I enjoyed reading “…Flying Cock Woman”.

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