by pat a physics
Where did Gene Wilder go? Is he in a suburban neighborhood making cocktails and flirting with the Golden Girls? I miss him. He is a beacon of truth. Only through his comedy and popular dramatic roles could I understand what was real. He’s probably sanding a canoe in the middle of a remote island. Maybe he is working on a secret film about a wind tunnel that is able to generate enough power to level that suburban neighborhood that I was asking about. I can see him piloting a Harrier around the compound- freaking everybody out. What about San Luis De Capisco? Maybe he is there? No, no, don’t make some stupid guess like he’s working in a candy store. I don’t want to hear your theories about some mascot costume that he’s wearing. Save it. I’m looking in the right direction. It was something quixotic, but not altogether impractical. At any rate, my search goes on for Gene Wilder, our lost patron saint.