Brewmeister

Brewmeister
by gene defcon
You’ve spent months
Brewing, testing and tasting
Austin’s finest hand-crafted beer
You’ve built your business
The old fashioned way:
Beer by beer
No democrats
No environmentalists
No politically-correct whack-jobs
Could stop you
You’re a self-made man
Like our fore-fathers envisioned
Except for one thing:
You’re a cat