the only holiday for me
the only holiday for me
by emma blowgun
christians have christmas;
they give gifts and
pretend their god is useful
for things other than
stimulating the economy
and giving the masses a
gloomy and shallow hope of
an afterlife.
stoners have 4/20 and they’ll smoke
enough to light the world up
with rabid red eyes and they’ll
buy massive amounts of
mt. dew to cure the desert
cottonmouth.
the smoke will rise up on this day
and maybe,
just maybe,
the christians in heaven will
get a good whiff of that smoke too.
…and then they’ll come down and write us a Unicorn Poem.
aha! i should’ve known emma would get the 420 spot. maybe this came to me in a reverie.
Is that Obama?
thanks editor. : D
no, it’s not quite the mystery that the unicorn poem gave us. in my defense, that’s a hard act to follow. haha
I guess rastafarians get to have it both ways, eh?