I Shot Sylvester's Cat

I Shot Sylvester’s Cat
by gene defcon
I shot Sylvester’s cat
With a horse-tail extract
And that was why he stiffened
So humorously
Rumors need
Numerous sources
Of course
It’s all true
I’m confiding in you
The scoop
But don’t dawdle
On the details
We shall never
Endeavor to prove
What cannot be proven without
Wrestling the truth from
The news
There’s too much pressure on the backside
-Sick of your shit,
Sylvester’s Friend