haiku aphorisms

Haiku Aphorisms
by rachel lim
Fetal Pig
Looks like your fingers did
some digging today.
Rubber
Good with or
without lube. How
old are you?
Water
Two hours and
thirty seven minutes for
six pills to dissolve.
Balls
Mine don’t bounce.
Yours do.
That’s Life
The glowing lovers danced in Summer’s heat,
the coolest day of Fall was when they wed,
and Winter came as their love grew complete;
but Spring! ah, Spring! was when he found her – dead.
Bunny
The ears are best to eat.
Save them for first. Then:
the stomach, the toes, the
hands.
Cigarette
Tastes like cookies. Not the
loud kind.
Fingernails
Round and soft. Let’s pull
them off.
Gray
Corner of my eyes and the
webbing of fingers. Quack.
Three of Cups
Life overabundant
and flowing. Forgive me.
Crocodile
His unassuming verdant bulk sits in sun with ease;
He fixes every passerby with cold and beady stare;
The gaping mouth is lined with rows of sharp and pearly teeth;
The Crocodile is not a fellow I would like to meet!
Confucius said
Buddha can suck my dick.
Orgasm
It is difficult and messy
to kill a man.
Hearts
Pink and juicy
want a bite?
Bullshit
You don’t love a woman because she
is beautiful. She is beautiful because you
love her.