how to build an army of cult followers

how to build an army of cult followers:
by richard lighthouse
your odyssey begins with narcissus 101.
self absorption is the key
but don’t lose sleep over losing sleep
fans adore you already.
can you feel it?
they haven’t met the real you –
more famous than yourself.
larger than ego.   extolling self.
first, there is no wrong right.
born from beginning,
sheeple need guidance.
take the     lead.
give in to adoration.   chant your slogan
like a rooster in perpetual sunrise.
become their need,
intoning until you arrive.
say it out loud:  me.    me.     me.