Icons in the House
Icons in the House
by Ivan Jenson
Nostradamus asked me
my plans for tomorrow
and I said,
“you tell meâ€
while Buddha
sat there refusing
to go to Jenny Craig
and Santa
laid off
Rudolf
and
Baby New Year
broke down and cried
because he
was born
too late for
Christmas
so Mother Teresa
held the child
while Father Time
Chimed in
with his
Ding Dong
truth
which has
always been
such a drag
Check me out
All about
And kiss my shoe
As I publish this haiku
Revenge is sweet
And Oh so neat
This Haiku’s complete
When you kiss my feet
Not much more missing
Of mutual blissing
And stand-up p***ing
when I receive your blessing
I rewrote this in my head as Mother Nature being Father Time in drag. Then I reread it and noted it was Mother Teresa.
Buddha refusing Jenny Craig is a hoot. Weight Watchers Points for 2 medium fresh Figs: 1 POINT. Eat to your heart’s content Buddha.