Theories on Galactic Conquest, Part One

Theories on Galactic Conquest, Part One
by Gene Defcon
In the 900,000 year history
Of the human race
We have yet to be invaded
By a race of hot dog-like
Warrior beings from another planet
Some scientists speculate
It is because of our perfectly-shaped-for-
Hot-dog-shredding mandibles, or
Our ideal-for-gripping-hot-dog shaped hands
But, really, who puts much stock in anything
Those Burger scientists say, anyways?