Media Child

Media Child
by Ivan Jenson
As an air guitar
virtuoso
and a bareback
baritone in the shower
I now add to
my list of talents
the John Travolta
strut down a city
street
as well as
amazing culinary
abilities on
my George Foreman Grill
and sometimes I am
known to dance
in my underwear like
Tom Cruise in
Risky Business
but the face I
shave every morning
is famous only to me
myself and I
guess I will
always be
seeking a
quick getaway
from Paparazzi
that isn’t hiding
in the bushes