A Random Poetic of Dancing Monks Dubbel Ale at Scholz’s Biergarten in Austin, Tx.
by Quasimofo Snyder
a lone God particle embeds upon the uterine wall
of Mephisto’s Indonesian Hackers in a houdat hellbasket.
…Man rapes the earth and
ascends to the heavens
with grub worms covering his dick..
Dammit Ronquillo! Why’d you have to deflower
the Prime Minister’s 5 daughters during Ramadan!?!?
Now all my poems are tacked at-to the corky
tablui rasas of a 2nd rate furniture mart plaza.
My ass snores wooden bongs upon Scottish Rite
Theatre cushions dated 1871 as i spank-off
to 48 hour 7 minute shorts–their low-cut genes thread
helix hotchkiss and sharpie marking alan abercrombie’s
hypochondriants that wouldn’t tell ya even if they knew.
Sycophantoms are the brown one nosers running
thru webinars and spooking gravestones parked
in moony drive-in’s demure bombastics.
‘Folktronic’ is not hobos atop boxcars
laying down Arlo Guthrie to synth pop.
..There is the ‘he’ that eats pastrami
when there’s a ‘she’ that eats salami
in the case that HE
intiatates love when SHE uncovers if
Helen Keller ever had wild sex with Mark Twain.
i zip line past glowy eyed deer burger
that only run if they’re shot at.
Words may remain if there’s no pictures…
“Egotesticles”–the perfect name for our bowling team!