Brewmeister
Brewmeister by gene defcon You’ve spent months Brewing, testing and tasting Austin’s finest hand-crafted beer You’ve built your business The old fashioned way: Beer by
Brewmeister by gene defcon You’ve spent months Brewing, testing and tasting Austin’s finest hand-crafted beer You’ve built your business The old fashioned way: Beer by
The Incredible Kitten by gene defcon The incredible kitten Puffed beyond all known Limits of puffery Debuts on my armrest In time for the cop
Little Craig by gene defcon Corrupt cops meeting in bars Like two sides of a zipper Grinning and spinning Their stools Overseeing the shit spiral
Last in Line for Love by gene defcon Momma just lay there Her teets on display While excited young kittens Fought fairly for space They
paralyzed victim by gene defcon Wink your way to safety Drag your body across the floor Using the muscles of your face Smile away as
levitating cat by gene defcon A levitating cat Is constantly stressed Throughout her terrible journey Partly from crows Partly from storms But mostly from bumping
Derrick by gene defcon When a cop does a fantastic job Nobody cares Least of all the mayor And his effeminate son, Derrick
Terrified Orphan by gene defcon Living in dread And sharing the bed With the dried-out heads Of parents long dead
thought sword by gene defcon Brazen clerks unionizing Like coarse tufts In a lawn yet mown I cut you down I cut you down This
My Most Famous Poem by gene defcon My most famous poem Was written in only thirteen seconds This one was written in nine